Longing to fill that aching void where your increasingly manipulative kinda-sorta significant other used to be before you realized the hideous implications of your relationship and stopped returning his calls? Well, we can’t help you with that.
But you can download the soundtrack for 50 Shades of Felt! Neat!
Written by Richard Scooter Rosenthal and Danni Spring
Music by Richard Scooter Rosenthal
Sung by Danni Spring
Soundtrack to 50 Shades of Felt